Saturday, February 12, 2011

Evilspeak!

"You screwed up for the last time, pooper-dick!"

There is an absolutely outrageous amount of dope shit going on in this 1981 movie, which was banned for a while in England. Clint Howard plays a military school cadet (named STANLEY COOPERSMITH!) who get bullied so much that he types some Satanic stuff into a computer, which makes the computer want blood, and then some demon thing with a pig face comes to Earth, and then these fires start all over the place, and Clint Howard has a flaming sword, and I'm PRETTY sure a Jesus statue shoots a spike out of its wrist and into the forehead of a preacher like a murdering Spider-Man religion monster.

Here's the awesome movie poster! You owe it to yourself to click for a larger version.


And here's the trailer:



You can get an uncut DVD of the film here, but I don't know if I recommend it.

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