"Ranger Jones to base: Come in, Fuzzy."
"Return to Frogtown," the 1992 sequel to "Hell Comes to Frogtown," stars Robert Z'Dar (this big-chinned monster) and features Lou Ferrigno, Rhonda Shear, and that overweight, naked Greek man who Borat chased around in the "Borat" movie. Plus some more people. Here's the trailer!
And just so you can see how much better it was, here's the trailer to 1988's "Hell Comes to Frogtown," starring Rowdy Roddy Piper:
VHS-era cheese makes us happy. Now you, too, can taste our happy.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time trailer
"Yo, Darth Vader. What is this - some kind of movie set?"
This 1991 film is ENTIRELY enjoyable to watch (I caught it a LOT back in the mid-90s on TBS) and echoes the Masters of the Universe film's plot of injecting the main warrior character into then-present-day Earth to fight bad guys and bump against modern technology.
Features the dad from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, the weird bald guy from the mutant gang in Weird Science, Sarah Douglas (seen in Return of Swamp Thing, Return of the Living Dead 3, played the villain from Meatballs 4...), and a bunch of other people you'll recognize.
Here's the trailer:
And here's Bill Wray's "I Want to be a Hero" song from the end of the film. I like to brush my teeth while this plays. The film's soundtrack is RAD.
This 1991 film is ENTIRELY enjoyable to watch (I caught it a LOT back in the mid-90s on TBS) and echoes the Masters of the Universe film's plot of injecting the main warrior character into then-present-day Earth to fight bad guys and bump against modern technology.
Features the dad from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, the weird bald guy from the mutant gang in Weird Science, Sarah Douglas (seen in Return of Swamp Thing, Return of the Living Dead 3, played the villain from Meatballs 4...), and a bunch of other people you'll recognize.
Here's the trailer:
And here's Bill Wray's "I Want to be a Hero" song from the end of the film. I like to brush my teeth while this plays. The film's soundtrack is RAD.
Little Monsters
This Fred Savage/Howie Mandel kids' film has some pretty gruesome scenes I was surprised to see when I was a kid. Even a recent re-watching had me creeped out a little here and there. Yay!
Here's a poster:
And the VHS cover:
A trailer:
And a rap video ad for some 1-800 phone-in contest tied to the film where you could win a signed photo of Fred Savage. Whaaaaat.
Here's a poster:
And the VHS cover:
A trailer:
And a rap video ad for some 1-800 phone-in contest tied to the film where you could win a signed photo of Fred Savage. Whaaaaat.
Shredder Orpheus trailer
"Armed only with a futuristic guitar and a skateboard from hell..."
This is THE BEST post-apocalyptic, Satan-battling, rock-skate film in history.
This is THE BEST post-apocalyptic, Satan-battling, rock-skate film in history.
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